Meet Winter, the kitten who clearly broke the color printer during production. This alabaster masterpiece looks like someone hit “low toner” mode and accidentally created the most adorable weasel-cat hybrid in existence. She’s proof that Mother Nature has a sense of humor and possibly needs new ink cartridges.
Winter is the self-appointed narrator of her own life and yours. She provides running commentary on everything from your questionable breakfast choices to the mailman’s suspicious daily visits. Her vocabulary includes seventeen different meows for “feed me now,” twelve variations of “pay attention to me,” and one very specific trill that means “why are you using the bathroom without my supervision?”
This chatty comedian also moonlights as a professional sleeper, capable of falling asleep mid-conversation, mid-meal, or mid-step. She’s pioneered the art of the power nap and can transition from full-speed zoomies to dead-to-the-world slumber in 0.3 seconds. Scientists are baffled.
Winter’s special talents include: Stand-up comedy (all meow-terial), expert-level eavesdropping, and forming unhealthy codependent relationships with her chosen human. Warning: She will become your shadow, your alarm clock, and your personal life coach whether you asked for it or not.
Winter’s ideal home: Someone who enjoys constant conversation, doesn’t mind being followed to every room, and appreciates a cat who looks like she escaped from a Tim Burton movie. (CCAR ID: C25-101)
