Meet Spring, the daredevil tortoiseshell-tabby hybrid who thinks she’s training for the Feline Olympics. This pint-sized stuntcat has already mastered the art of launching herself from impossible heights, squeezing through spaces that defy physics, and turning your living room into her personal parkour course. She’s basically the Tom Cruise of cats, minus the couch-jumping interviews.
Spring’s resume includes: Professional curtain climber, expert bookshelf navigator, and three-time champion of “How Fast Can I Sprint Under the Bed When a Human Sneezes.” She’s convinced that gravity is merely a suggestion and that every piece of furniture is a jungle gym waiting to be conquered.
However, this adventurous spirit comes with a sensitive soul. Spring operates on a strict “look but don’t touch” policy with humans until she decides you’re worthy of her trust. She’s basically a furry introvert who needs her personal space to plot her next death-defying leap onto your refrigerator.
Spring’s pet peeves include: Loud vacuum cleaners (they’re obviously monster trucks in disguise), sudden movements, and people who don’t appreciate her artistic rearrangement of their belongings during her midnight zoomies.
Spring’s ideal home: A quiet household that appreciates extreme sports from a respectful distance and doesn’t mind finding a cat in impossible places. (CCAR ID: C25-103)
