Named after the fifth and most exclusive season (monsoon, obviously), Mizzle represents the rare meteorological phenomenon where adorableness precipitates directly from the atmosphere. Her crystal blue eyes are rumored to be actual fragments of glacier ice, which explains why everyone who looks into them immediately melts into a puddle of “awww.”
This pale Siamese-tabby weather system comes equipped with dual atmospheric pressure settings: “Tropical Storm Playtime” featuring high-speed zoomies and toy tornadoes, and “Gentle Spring Rain Cuddles” with extended periods of purring precipitation. Mizzle has mastered the art of reading the emotional barometric pressure in any room and adjusting her forecast accordingly.
Her unique coloring suggests she’s been lightly misted with the finest designer cat paint—the kind that costs extra and comes with a certificate of authenticity. She’s basically the Swiss Army knife of cats: equally skilled at attacking feather toys with hurricane intensity and providing therapeutic lap-warming services during your Netflix binges.
Mizzle’s meteorological predictions include: 100% chance of entertainment, scattered bursts of affection throughout the day, and a high probability of you canceling weekend plans just to stay home and admire her eye situation.
Fun fact: She’s currently lobbying to get “mizzle season” officially recognized by meteorologists worldwide. Her campaign slogan: “Why have four seasons when you could have five and one of them could be me?”
Mizzle’s ideal home: Anyone ready to experience perfect emotional weather year-round. (CCAR ID: C25-104)