Autumn is a philosophical feline who pends his days contemplating life’s biggest mysteries: Why do humans only have two legs? What’s the meaning behind the red dot that appears and disappears? And most pressing of all, why do international trade tariffs keep driving up premium kibble prices?
Don’t let his perpetually pensive expression fool you—Autumn’s actually plotting the perfect snuggle attack. He’s a certified cuddle specialist with advanced degrees in lap-warming and purr therapy. His hobbies include staring thoughtfully out windows, judging your Netflix choices, and perfecting his “sad kitten eyes” technique (which works 100% of the time for extra treats).
Fair warning: Adoption comes with mandatory philosophical discussions at 3 AM and a lifetime subscription to his unsolicited commentary on world economics. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
Autumn’s ideal home: Someone who appreciates deep thinkers and doesn’t mind sharing their existential crises with a very opinionated furball. (CCAR ID: C25-102)
